Best Portable Toilets and Pee Funnels
Thru-hikers, truck drivers, field researchers, and gender-diverse people have long devised innovative solutions for peeing while on the go. And for people with vulvas, female urination devices — colloquially (and more inclusively) called pee funnels — have been a game changer. I consider myself an expert on all things “down there” (I even wrote the first and only health book to feature dozens of un-airbrushed vulvas). But until the pandemic, I’d never before tried to pee while standing, with the help of a funnel.
To figure out the best tools to help me overcome my urinary anatomical limitations, I spent a lot of time in my bathroom and backyard peeing on and into 18 different disposable and reusable funnels. A pee funnel essentially directs urine away from your body — and clothing. Peeing through one is very much like using a funnel to pour gasoline from a can into a car, except that the gas can is a bladder full of urine, and the car is anywhere that’s not your legs and shoes.
Peeing while standing, I’ve found, is delightfully freeing. (Oh, how this would have saved my sanity in the third trimester of pregnancy.) It can also feel safer than the more-vulnerable squatting position: Pee funnels can make it possible to pee standing up at a urinal or to remain more aware of your environment while peeing outside. Now that I’ve been inducted into the “free to pee” movement, I can’t imagine going anywhere without a pee funnel.
After a lot of trial and error (including two utter disasters), I recommend the Tinkle Belle for most people who want a reusable pee funnel. It has a stable, rigid base and a flexible spout, both of which make it sturdy and impossible to collapse during use (a nightmare I experienced while using a lesser funnel in my shower — which is, by the way, the perfect place to practice). The Tinkle Belle is also among the longest and widest of all the available one-piece reusable pee funnels, and that makes it easier and less messy to use than the competition. The more coverage a pee funnel affords, the lower the leakage risk. And the longer the spout, the farther it shoots your pee away from you.
A simple rinse works to clean the funnel when you’re on the go. And it’s easy to clean with soap and water once you’re back home (the manufacturer even says the Tinkle Belle is dishwasher-safe). Although it’s larger than most funnels, the Tinkle Belle folds up for more-compact storage. For about another $8, you can get one with a matching case — though I prefer to carry mine in a plastic bag, along with a pack of tissues and some hand sanitizer.
If the Tinkle Belle is sold out, the perfunctory but popular Freshette also works well. This rigid funnel has a more traditional, conical base. And it comes with a separate extension tube, which makes the Freshette slightly more of a hassle to stow and keep clean. But it’s the same length as and slightly wider than the less-expensive Tinkle Belle.
I also peed in a multipurpose funnel (the one I used cost me 97¢ when I purchased it in the automotive section of a big-box store, but they’re generally more expensive online). In my experience, it worked as well as the Tinkle Belle and the Freshette, though it’s not nearly as portable.
If you prefer to pee and discard, the water-resistant paperboard PeeBuddy is by far the best of the four single-use pee funnels I tried. It folds flat and can be stored anywhere from in a notepad or a pocket to up a pair of Spanx. When it’s time to pee, the PeeBuddy easily pops into a funnel that’s as long and wide as the Tinkle Belle, though it’s far less sturdy. If you’re not careful to set it up just so, the PeeBuddy can collapse, potentially causing a mess. At around 60¢ per funnel when purchased in a multipack, it’s affordable enough that you can use a new one every time you need to pee outside of your home.
Top pick
Unlike funnels, which redirect pee, urinal pouches offer a relatively inexpensive and hygienic way to safely pee anywhere: in a car, at the park, at the drive-in movie theater. After testing a few options, we recommend the TravelJohn, a urine-collection device that has a rigid, vulva-friendly opening.
Each single-use pouch currently costs around $2.40. You pee into the opening, wait a few seconds for the expelled urine to turn into a leak-resistant gel, and then simply toss the whole thing in the trash when possible.
The company’s TravelJane, which is typically more expensive, is the exact same pouch, but in pink. The TravelJohn Jr. has the same size opening as the TravelJohn, but the pouch has less capacity. We wouldn’t risk overfilling it — get the TravelJohn. (To avoid confusion and spills, have your kids practice at home in the shower or outside before springing this on them when they need to go while on the go.)
When I compared the similar Peebol by SheWee with the TravelJohn, I preferred peeing into the Peebol, because it has a larger capacity and zips closed. (At the time of initial publication, it was sold out everywhere. It’s now available in multipacks.)


